OK, here's one you don't see every day...even if you are an employment lawyer. A suit filed in (you knew this was coming) California alleges sexual harassment by an ape. Well, sort of. Specifically, the suit alleges that the director of the nonprofit Gorilla Foundation, Francine "Penny"Patterson -- who rose to fame by teaching sign language to Koko the gorilla -- told two female caretakers that the gorilla wanted them to show her their breasts. "If plaintiffs did not indulge Koko's nipple fetish," the suit continues, Patterson told them "their employment with [the] Gorilla Foundation would suffer." I'm laughing too hard to type anymore so here's the link to the story.